And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers
I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying an old Dale
Well, it'd just be me and Trigger
We'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

The mystery masked man was smart
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
And one day said kemo sabe
Well, kiss my ass, I bought a boat
I'm going out to sea

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

And if I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
I said me upon my pony on my boat
I said me upon my pony on my boat




2002 rennt auf der Farm seines Onkels in Klein/Texas ein Bulle Lyle Lovett (* 1957 in Klein/Texas), den Country-Musiker und Schauspieler nieder, als er versuchte, seinem Onkel zu helfen, der zuvor seinerseits von dem Bullen angegriffen worden war. Er trug schwere Verletzungen davon.
Und wenn ich ein Blitz wäre
Würde ich keine Sneakers brauchen
Würde kommen und gehen, wohin ich will
Und ich würde sie im Schatten des Baums erschrecken
Und ich würde sie am Lichtmast erschrecken
Aber mein Pony auf meinem Boot auf dem Meer würde ich nicht erschrecken